January
29, 2006
Back from Memphis. Been to
two new states for me (Mississippi and Arkansas). Saw lots
of stuff. Took lots of pictures (400). Uploaded a
couple of
new pics onto my Flickr account. Will write more
tomorrow about things like Graceland, the ducks at the Peabody
Hotel, and other, Memphis-related stuff.
Time for sleep.
What I'm listening to right now:
Ryan Adams - English Girls Approximately
January
28, 2006
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' today!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died
When we get to Graceland
We'll have to ride a bus
We'd better watch our language
Or the guards will beat us up
We'll get to make some cheap jokes
And buy cheaper souvenirs
If this were Disneyworld
I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears
They say it costs eight-fifty
Just to see his house
Where they keep all his records
And his fifteen foot long couch
It might seem like a rip-off
But I'm goin' anyway
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be great!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be fun
We'll get to see all Elvis's guns
Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows
Goin' to Graceland
We'll stand in line
We'll get to have a wild time
Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo
When my time comes
That's how I wanna go -
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl
Lots of people say
That it's sad The King is gone
Well Elvis might be dead
But his cash flow lives on
I'll be so excited
When I see the Jungle Room
Where Elvis made some records
Including Moody Blue
Graceland is callin'
And I just can't stay away
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna cut loose
There's plenty of tourists for us to use
Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna go wild
We'll go to his grave and try to smile
Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' to Graceland (x3)
Goin' to Graceland
We're going to Hell
We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel
Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore
What are we waitin' for?
Let's leave right now
We're goin' to Graceland
And I don't care how
E Pluribus Elvis
That's what I say
We're goin' to Graceland today
What I'm listening to right now:
The Dead Milkmen -
Going To Graceland
January
26, 2006
Today was a good mail day.
I felt like the kid in A Christmas Story
running to the mailbox and finding a package addressed to me.
I ran (drove) home (our apartment is on the far side of the
complex) and ran upstairs, ripped it open and had my version of
the Secret Decoder Ring.
Yes, the
TV B Gone
had arrived.
I had first heard of this nifty
little invention about a year and a half ago and I've desperately
wanted one ever since. When I found myself in an airport and
the TVs were looping the same annoying news reports, I silently
wished I had a TV B Gone to shut them up. Those times I was
in a restaurant and realized that the TV by the bar was sucking me
in to the point I was ignoring the person I was eating with, I
imagined hitting the single button on a TV B Gone to kill the
attention whore (the TV, not whom I was eating with). I knew
whenever I got one, I would be using it with reckless abandon.
It's not that I hate TV.
It's probably the opposite. I like TV a lot, although I have
the horrible tendency to completely zone out, all wide-eyed, as if
in a trance, when the glow of a TV is within sight. It's to
the point where someone will have to either yell, or physically
hit me to snap me out of the hypnotic embrace of the TV. I
don't see the TV B Gone as a social commentary of my thoughts
about TV. I see it more as a way to have the freedom to not
be entranced or captivated by it. As my New Hampshire
license plates proudly proclaim: "Live Free Or Die". I
choose to live free, so therefore TVs can die.
Speaking of my license plates, I
often wonder what goes through the mind of the average Alabamian
when they're sitting behind me at a traffic light and they see my
New Hampshire plates. Do they immediately assume "Damn
Yankee," or are they silently impressed by the
state
motto? I think it's probably a mixture of both. At
least I no longer have Massachusetts plates. If I had those
down here my car probably would have been torched a long time ago.
Sometimes when I'm in my car I
turn on the radio. Now normally this is a futile activity
since there isn't a single good radio station within a hundred
miles, but it's not so much to hear music, but to soak up a little
bit of the prevailing thoughts and opinions of the locals.
So when I want to hear the frightening, opinionated, hate-filled
rants of those with microphones, I turn to
this station (notice the spelling errors
on the site). Actually, to be
fair, the early afternoon guys are pretty level-headed, but man,
some of the shit their callers say is messed up and freaky.
I don't know why I listen because I know I'll get all worked up
and be all sorts of incredulous/mad/offended. I think it's
kind of like watching the slow-motion train wreck of
Kind of funny though, a few weeks ago I was telling Kari about
this station and she got all excited because she's been secretly
listening to it as well.
This weekend we're going to go to
Memphis!
What I'm listening to right now:
The Smiths -
The Queen
Is Dead
January
24, 2006
One of the nice things about
taking over 2,000 pictures when we were in Paris is that we've
been
back almost nine months and I'm still going through and finding
neat pictures that I had no idea I took.
Although someday I'm going to run
out of European pictures to sort through/work on. The day
that happens is the one when I get my ass on a plane, fly back
there, and take more.
So tonight I was on some
web-awards site voting for Fark.com
when I discovered a really neat site called
Stuff On My Cat. Too bad Zoe gets pissed and runs away
when it comes to putting piles of stuff on her (because I try
every once in a while).
What I'm listening to right now:
Modest Mouse
- The View
January
23, 2006
Holy crap,
this is
too funny. I've seen this video a dozen times since I
first heard about it yesterday and I crack up every time.
Tee hee.
We had a pretty darn impressive
haul on our eBay auctions that ended yesterday. It's so
weird to make, essentially, a paycheck-sized wad of money by
selling half a dozen things we had sitting around the apartment.
Now I'm looking at what we own and am thinking "Hmmm, we don't
really use that anymore...maybe we should sell it on eBay."
What I'm listening to right now:
Scout - All We Ever
Wanted Was Everything
January
22, 2006
So last night we ordered pizza
from Pizza Inn (a regional pizza place - they're not bad).
All of their advertisements say they are the home of the GIANT
pizza. It's ENORMOUS!
I ordered it with some hesitation. The ad shows a little
chef guy operating a crane hoisting some FRICKIN' HUGE pizzas and
I was worried. Will they be able to fit in through the front
door? Probably not, so I started thinking faster about how I
would have to MacGyver up some sort of pulley system off the
balcony to hoist those puppies up to the second floor. Hmmm,
if their ad shows a crane, maybe the $1.00 delivery fee is because
all deliveries are made with a large crane. Crap. A
crane of that size isn't going to fit in through the front gates
of the apartment complex. I envisioned myself driving my
Saturn Vue through the parking lot, with a 15-foot long slice of
pizza dragging behind it. That would take along time to have
to tow each piece to the apartment from the front gate. Plus
they'd probably be cold, not to mention, very dirty.
I was deeply into the planning of
my next scenario which involved borrowing Chinook
helicopters
from nearby Redstone Arsenal to airlift the pizza to our balcony,
when the knock at the door came. I was surprised to see a
delivery guy holding two very normal pizza boxes, in which were
two very averaged-sized (16") large pizzas. Hmm. At
the very least I was hoping to hear the *beep* *beep* *beep* of a
GIANT delivery truck backing up in the parking lot, but no.
I was extremely disappointed by their deceptive marketing plan.
Maybe something like "Our pizzas are a GIANT value!", but not the
line of blatant lies they spread.
It was pretty good pizza, though.
On a weird side-note, how come
"MacGyver" was in FrontPage's auto dictionary, yet most of the
words I use on a daily basis aren't?
Lately, I've discovered what most
women already know: It's nice to have someone notice that
you're wearing awesome shoes. When it comes to most stuff, I
find what I like and I stick with it. For instance, I've
gotten the same exact pair of Sketcher dressy shoe/boot things
every year for almost six years now. When one pair wears
out, I go and buy the same exact pair. What kind of started
it was in 2001 when I went to the
Filene's shoe
department in Boston, I told the guy that I wanted a pair of
shoes. He took one very quick look at my shoes and said
"Maroon Sketcher Rebs. Size 13, I think. Yeah, I
remember when you came in last year."
My mind raced at this.
Yeah, I bought the same pair of shoes 13 months before in this
same store, but shit, did I do something to piss this guy off?
How else would he remember me? Well, it turns out that the
shoe salesman at Filene's has one hell of a memory. I made
it a point to keep on returning to the same store when I needed
new shoes, even after I moved to Manchester, NH (an hour away from
Boston).
I guess Sketcher's renamed the
shoe something else last year when I bought a new pair, but I
found it and ordered it online just before we went to
Paris. I guess
they aren't making them as good as they used to since a mere nine
months later (when were were in Chicago), they were hurting my
feet like a mofo. I was kind of surprised since in the past
I've gotten them to last 13-15 months, no problem.
On New Year's Eve, we were in
Chicago and had been doing some serious walking every day, and it
felt like knives were being jabbed into my feet with every step.
I had to buy new shoes. ASAP. Kari's friend Karie suggested
that we go to
Belmont
Army Surplus to look for shoes. I was my usual
dismissive self and was like "whatever. I'm not buying shoes
at some army/navy store." We were taking the EL to the
Belmont stop anyway to go to
Cupcakes, so I
figured fine, I'd stop in and check out the shoes at Belmont Army
Surplus. If my feet weren't hurting so much I wouldn't have
agreed, but pain can make you do weird things.
It was weird in there. Like
some trendy punk rock shoe store with funkily dressed employees
who
were literally running to the back room to fetch shoes...only to
run back onto the floor and jump over the benches to deliver a box
of shoes to someone. After a few minutes of looking my eyes
got fixated on this one pair of shoes and I couldn't stop staring
at them. I'd never heard of the brand before (Grinders),
and they were twice as much as I normally pay for shoes...but they
looked really cool. Amazingly the zoomy shoe guy found my
size, and a few minutes later I was walking out of the store with
some spiffy-ass shoes.
I wasn't prepared for the
attention they'd get. When I'm out, people are constantly
telling me how much they like my shoes. Last Monday, when my
hotel was getting its surprise annual "Assessment Review" (no,
they don't call them inspections - they have their reasons and
those reasons are too lengthy to write about...and I don't like to
write about work here), one of the inspectors
assessors commented several times on how much she liked my shoes.
Everywhere I go people say/ask the same thing. Those are so
neat/where did you get them?
It still doesn't compare to a few
months ago when Kari and I were walking in downtown Huntsville and
a woman stopped her SUV dead in the middle of the road, rolled her
window down, and asked Kari where she got
her
shoes from.
Oh wow. I found
a Linoleum fan site, (not that anyone reading this cares since
no one's probably heard of them but me) when I was linking the
band info from Wikipedia, and it has a live version of "On
A Tuesday" (a song I've liked a lot for 9 years now) that she
sings in French. I love love love French.
What I'm listening to right now:
Linoleum
- I'm In Love With A German Film Star
January
21, 2006
Today
was picture day! Nope, I didn't take any new ones.
Instead, I poked around in my seemingly endless folders of
pictures and came across a bunch that I forgot about. I was
able to post somewhere around 20 new pictures to
my Flickr
account. Ok, so they weren't new, and most of them were over
a year old and all, but still, when I haven't seen them in a year,
and you've never seen them, well, it means they're kinda sorta
newly new.
Flickr is pretty darn addictive.
Not only do I feel the incredible compelling need to post more and
more pictures, but also I have to add each picture to as many
groups as possible. And, when I'm not doing that, I'm
looking at other people's pictures and adding them to
my
favorites. Flickr can turn into a full-time job if
you're not careful.
Tomorrow I'm going to finally go
to the
US Space & Rocket Center, something I've been meaning to do
ever since we moved here, but have never gotten around to doing.
Long ago I was hoping to have it nudge the inspiration of my next
book, but the well of ideas for that puppy seems to be constantly
overflowing on its own. Between doing research and jotting
down rough ideas, I'm not finding time to actually write it,
which, I guess, is a good problem to have.
What I'm listening to right now:
REM -
World Leader Pretend
January
18, 2006
It must be annoying to have to
put up with me. We'll be walking down the street and Kari
will be talking to me, only to turn around and find me half a
block behind, intently taking pictures of some random thing.
Tonight is a good example of this. Kari started making
dinner (burritos) and I made her wait as I had a li'l photo shoot
with the peppers and one of the flowers I gave her over the
weekend.
The Garden of Good...
...the Garden of Evil
I took around 40 pictures and I
asked Kari to help me pick out the best. I had already
chosen what I thought were the best, but I wanted her opinion.
My favorite was the one on the left, while her's was the one on
the right (mind you, I already named them in my head before I
asked her which one she liked - I'm left handed, so therefore
anything on the left is good and wonderful, while the
right...well, is not so much). So I said what the heck and
posted both to my Flickr account. Yippie!
What I'm listening to right now -
Dramarama -
Right On
Baby, Baby
January
17, 2006
It's kind of funny (just to me,
I'm sure), that I have a framed picture of one of my guitars
sitting
on
my desk, while the guitar itself (and
its buddy) are sitting in their stands right next to my desk.
For some reason, typing that
reminded me of a co-worker from a previous hotel who was standing
in my office, looking at my pictures, and said "Wow. You are
really full of yourself. Almost every picture in here is of
you." I never noticed it before, but she was right, out of
the 50 or so pictures in my office, maybe 8 of them had people in
them, and I was in every one of them. Most cases, the only
one. Ok, maybe I like me. Nothin' wrong with that.
Nope nope.
Writing that, for some reason,
made me think of my drive home from work tonight. I was
sitting in traffic, staring at the navy bluish-black forgotten
remains of the long-ago sunset, listening to some song I consider
pretty introspective, and I thought about how funny life is
sometimes. When I was young, I used to think about people
who have achieved fame, success, or pretty much anything, for that
matter, and would firmly believe "That's an adult kind of thing."
I thought such things would naturally come to me in time when I
was ready to receive what I was intended, or become what I would
eventually evolve to.
In my mid-twenties I looked and
saw most of the people doing great things were older, and for the
first time, a few young ones snuck by. I dismissed them as
aberrational flukes. I knew in my heart of hearts that I
would do great and wonderful things with my life, so I wasn't
concerned. I was still young and full of potential...what
kind of potential, I had no idea, but hey, I was young and eager
and blistering with kinetic energy.
Fast forward another half decade
or so and I came to the stark realization that I was too old and
no, wonderful things would not be handed to me on a platter.
I don't know why I didn't notice earlier, but it seemed to me that
everyone of consequence was so much younger than I was. What
the hell happened? I felt like life cheated on me, slipped
out while I wasn't paying attention, called me up years later, and
bitch-slapped me hard through the telephone. These days if
you're not in your early 20's, pretty, and famous, you're no one.
I eventually realized that we
make our own present and future. The only reason I hadn't
accomplished all of the earth-shattering things I had thought I
deserved by now was because I hadn't gone for them. I was
wrong to assume that all of the good things in life would fall
into my lap. Life doesn't cater to the passive, so there's
no time like the present to stand up and create the life you've
always imagined. Hey, we all spend some time living in our
own fantasy worlds, living the grand lives we've somehow been
cheated out of along the way. It's one thing to imagine the
perfect life, but it's quite another to actually make a stand and
become determined enough to create it in the here and now.
I am by no means living in my
dream world (my bathtub there has multiple showerheads), but at
least I make a conscious effort on a daily basis to improve my
world. It's one of those things where if you're not working
to improve your life then you're condemned to live in what you've
been left with...and regret is the worst kind of leftovers to be
forced to eat every day.
What I'm listening to right now:
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion -
Lovin' Machine
January
15, 2006
I'm taking a break from gathering
receipts in preparation of doing our taxes. This year I'm
not going to wait until the last minute like previous years
(especially that one year in college when I literally waited until
the last minute and filed my taxes through Telefile on a pay
phone), and I'm going to get it done as soon as I get my W2.
I have a feeling it's going to be wacky anyways since I lived in
NH, worked for 8 months in MA, and then moved to AL, so no more
H&R block. I'm going to get a real accountant this time.
Last week I was in Atlanta for
the week in a work-related training. It was awesome, and I
learned tons of great stuff in it. During the time I was
there, I managed to eat in every one of Kari's favorite
restaurants (some of them twice). I think she got crankier
as the week progressed because every night we'd talk on the phone
and she had to hear about how I ate at
Chipotle (two nights),
Cheesecake Factory,
Maggiano's (twice as well) and
Houston's.
While I was in Atlanta I ended up
taking some neat photos.
See them at my Flickr account.
For a few years now I've noticed
that I tend to doze off while driving long distances in the car by
myself. It would mainly happen on my way to or from work in
the Boston area when I had a 45 minute to an hour commute.
Well, I just discovered the way to stop that from happening.
I need to listen to something with someone talking.
NPR does the trick nicely (only
if it's an NPR station that's all talk, and not one of the boring
classical music stations), but since NPR in the South is about as
common as grits up North, I had to find an alternative for my trip
to Atlanta...which ended up being Kari's
David Sedaris
cds. Good stuff. I only wished I had listened to them
before seeing him speak last April.
On my drive home from Atlanta, I
zoned out a little and accidentally drove past the exit from
I-24 to
Route 72, which goes from Tennessee to Alabama. I realized
my mistake pretty quickly and took the next exit. As I was
driving on the empty overpass at the deserted exit, in front of me
I saw a bright red neon sign that simply said "Fireworks" in front
of a lonely abandoned building that once sold fireworks.
There were no other buildings nearby. I slowed down and
stopped, looked around and saw no cars within sight, so I spent a
minute staring at the sign, how it contrasted against the gray sky
and leafless trees behind it, and wondered why they didn't turn
the sign off after the fireworks store went out of business. I
considered taking a picture and for some reason thought better of
it, slowly pressed on the gas and pointed the car towards I-24.
Not 30 seconds later I was
mentally kicking myself for not taking a picture. It's not
like I was in the way of traffic, since there wasn't any.
And besides, my camera was happily sitting in the passenger seat.
I had every reason to take the picture, but, for some unknown
reason, didn't. This exact reason is why I have a large
postcard of the
Old
Man Of The Mountain hanging above my desk at home. I've
written about this before on my site, but to briefly explain the
story, for weeks I wanted to drive the 2 hours north of
Manchester, New Hampshire to go and see the Old Man, but never
made the time for it. "It's been there for thousands of
years, it can wait a few more weeks," I'd tell myself. About
two or three weeks later, it fell down in the middle of the night.
After that I vowed never to let an opportunity slip by. Now
I'm annoyed with myself and more determined to not let things slip
by.
Today Kari and I went out to buy
a copy of
this book, then went across the street to get a
late
breakfast at the Atlanta Bread Company. Afterwards, we
dropped of some library books which was where we saw this strange
sign.
What are they trying to
say...that they don't want any pets hanging around that are
both skateboarding and
skating at the same time? If there was a pet that was
capable of those things, you can bet I'd want to see it, not tell
them "Woah! Not in my backyard," like the killjoyish ogre
that made this sign. Just to spite them, I'm going to train
Zoe to skateboard and skate and have her do tricks in front of the
library.
After the library, we headed west
on Route 72 and ended up finding a flea market. Besides the
obligatory t-shirts, belt buckles, cell phone pouches, baby
jumpers, and flags that proudly
proclaimed
"The South will rise again!", this Alabama flea market had
something wonderfully different. It had ZOLTAR! Good
thing I was too afraid to leave my camera in the car, so I was
able to take some pictures of it since no one would believe me.
Kari put a dollar in the slot and he came to life, his hand moving
in circular motions above the mysterious, light-emitting, crystal
ball. He spoke in a vaguely Hispanic accent, telling Kari
that many people will experience bad luck...but not her!
Good things will come to her this year. It also told her to
make
sure to visit Zoltar again soon for more advice.
As we walked away I wondered how
something so strange ended up amongst the Nascar hat and ninja
knife booths of this unassuming flea market. When I got home
and looked at the pictures I saw the reason...the "amazing" Zoltar
is using a "Starter Tarot Deck." That, and his crystal ball
has a power cord. It's kind of hard to be a big-league
fortune teller with a starter set of tarot cards.
What I'm listening to right now:
Meghan Toohey -
Four Months
January
7, 2006
I feel pretty good. I
managed to remember to re-register all of the domains we own (incroyable!),
and I registered all of the websites needed for upcoming projects.
I rock.
Zoe's been doing some cute things
lately...
...like standing!
...and sleeping!
Off to Atlanta in the morning.
See you in a week.
What I'm listening to right now:
U2 - The Fly
January
6, 2006
Holy shit! It snowed!
I saw frickin' snow this morning!!
Ok, it was the smidgenest of
flurries, but it was still snow nonetheless. You have no
idea the joy I felt (Kari does because I called her from outside,
all kinds of excited about it).
I dropped off my first roll of
film I took with my
Holga
camera yesterday. It should be ready in a week or two.
I can't wait to see how they turned out.
Sunday morning, bright and early,
I'm heading to Atlanta for a week to attend a training class for
new general managers with my hotel company. I normally
wouldn't leave so gosh darned early in the morning, but a few co
workers I used to work with at my last hotel also just happen to
be going to our corporate headquarters for a different training
than the one I'm attending, and we're all going to go hang out in
Atlanta on Sunday. We're all pretty excited about going
here.
Because it's a four-hour drive
from Huntsville to Atlanta, I wanted some new music in my car, so
I'm making a new new new cd. You're probably like "big
deal." Well, my car has a 6-disc mp3 cd changer, so each cd
can have something silly like 150 songs each, so it kind of is a
big deal. Right now I've only got 98-songs and I need
another 225mb of songs. It's pretty heavy (meaning most of
an entire album's music) with
Blue
Man Group,
Dear
Leader,
Magnetic Fields (darn you Kari! I used to HATE this band
last summer!),
Mike Doughty,
Rilo Kiley,
Ryan Adams,
Stellastarr*,
The So And So's,
Yo La Tengo,
and the
Pure Funk cd. Must find more new music...
What I'm listening to right now:
Division Of Laura Lee
- Dirty Love
January
4, 2006
Zoe's been a bad bad cat.
She was begging Kari for food when I got home tonight and she
got
all kinda of angry when she didn't get get her canned tuna right
when she wanted it. There was an orange blur as she jumped
up onto the sink, grabbed half of the wishbone that was behind the
spigot, landed on the floor, and tried to swallow it (!!!!!).
Kari tried to take it from her, but Zoe hissed and tried to claw
her (very unusual)...but wasn't quick enough because a second
later Zoe was running down the hall, empty-mouthed, away from
Kari's yelling at her. Silly cat, didn't she know she could
choke? She's a sneaky one, that Zoe.
Interesting thing about that
wishbone. At work I gave out turkeys or hams to my
employees. I picked a
turkey
for us and we cooked it on Christmas. When I cut up the rest
of the bird for leftovers, I pulled out the wishbone and put it
behind the sink to dry out.
On Monday, we decided to make
wishes with the wishbone. We stood for a moment, each
holding our own half, as we silently and quickly thought on what
to wish for...then the concentration narrowed across Kari's face,
which mirrored my own. I knew what I wanted, very badly, and
focused on it. We counted - 3, 2, 1...and snapped...only to
see, in disbelief, that neither of us won. The bone had
snapped perfectly in half. What made it weirder is that we
both wished for the same thing (the SUPER SECRET PROJECT
we're working on), meaning we're both going to get our
wishes...well, actually our shared wish. (wooo!)
What I'm listening to right now:
Snow Patrol
-
Chocolate
January
2, 2006
Chicago! Woo! Got a
lot to do at the moment (in the middle of painting two pictures),
so I'll write about it later. In the meantime, go to my
Chicago
Flickr set.
Oh! In 2005 I visited 25
states, 8 of which I'd never been to before. Here's the map
of every state I've ever been to:
What I'm listening to right now:
Cracker
- St.
Cajetan
January
1, 2006
Happy New Year!
I realized I never got around to
posting my 2005 year in review post before I left for Chicago, so
here you go...
Wow, 2005 was a pretty cool year.
I started out the year by waking up at the Hyatt Regency in
Cambridge, Massachusetts, after a great New Year's Eve in Boston
and went right to work by moving Kari and I into our new
apartment.
During the first half of the year
we went on day trips around New England almost every weekend to
places like Portland (Maine), Providence (RI), Northampton (MA),
Boston, Portsmouth (NH), Woodstock (VT), etc, etc, etc.
In February, Kari, me, and our
friend, Connie, drove down to New York City to see
The Gates
and spent the rest of the weekend walking around and seeing the
city and the amazingly rude inhabitants who live there (except for
Kari's aunt, who was really nice and showed us around Greenwich
Village).
In early April we went to see
David Sedaris do a reading at Mount Holyoke College. It was
one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Afterwards, we
got to meet him, which was great.
Late in April, we flew out of Boston
and begun the previously seemingly unattainable dream
trip to
Paris we had both been wanting for most of our lives. We
checked into a hotel in the St. Germaine section of Paris and
began scouting out the city. On our second day there, we had
a beautiful picnic in the Champs du Mars on a postcard-pretty day.
With the Eiffel Tower as my witness, I read a poem and ended it by
proposing to Kari (she said "Oui!"). After those two perfect
days were over, we hopped a high-speed train and zoomed across
Belgium, and through the beautiful, multi-colored, tulip fields of
the Netherlands.
We spent the next few days
walking around the packed streets and getting repeatedly lost
amongst the canals. Everyone there was super friendly and
spoke perfect English which was helpful for when we were
directionally challenged (the
Dutch language
looks remarkably like how the Swedish Chef speaks, only you can
sort of make out the meaning of the occasional written word).
One overcast afternoon was spent on a boat lazily drifting around
the canals. Another was wisely spent at the
Keukenhof, which was about
40
minutes outside of the city. While Amsterdam is a nice
city, we discovered that four days was about two days too many.
We went back to Paris and spent two days in Montmartre admiring
the beautiful views from the Sacre Coeur, watching the artists
paint, and finding the locations from the film Amelie.
After Montmartre, we moved into
the tiny apartment we rented for a week in the
11th
Arrondissement and spent the next seven days seeing and doing
everything we could, including a long morning on the Eiffel Tower,
a twilight boat
tour of the Seine, going to the
flea
markets (which are a lot fancier than the name implies) on the outskirts of the city, seeing the puppet show
in the Luxembourg Garden that David Sedaris told us we should go
to, eating crepes, and non-stop walking, and picture taking.
Most nights we ended up hanging out at the Cafe Absinthe, a neat
bar that was a couple blocks from the apartment. The nights
were warm, so it was nice to sit at tables on the sidewalk,
enjoying Picon biere, talking, listening to the low-keyed
trip-hop, and watching people walk by.
On the second to the last day of
our final week in Paris, we went on a day-long
Fat Tire
Bike
Tour of
Versailles. I was a little nervous since I was 13 the
last time I rode a bike. I was a little more nervous as we
left the Fat Tire office and we were zipping through the streets
of Paris on our way to the
RER station
and had
an angry little Fiat behind me, honking. Once our train
arrived to the village of Versailles, it was absolutely amazing
day spent peddling over the centuries-old cobblestone roads,
buying parts of lunch from the different
vendors in town, biking
down miles-long shady roads, through the intricate gardens, having
lunch at the far end of the Grand Canal, and seeing the interior
of the chateau itself. Wow. After we had returned to
Paris and our group was biking through the streets on our way back
to the Fat Tire office, I felt an odd sense of freedom (a far cry
from the "oh shit, oh shit" fear of tipping over I felt in the
morning) and happiness as the hustle and bustle of the city
blurred by, the wind whipped through my hair, knowing I was on a
bicycle, speeding through the street of Paris.
Our last day was spent catching
up on all of the touristy things we had avoided, like the
 museums,
and then we met up with Kari's friend, Amory, who was attending a
university in Paris for a semester. A very nice way to end
such a great trip by hanging out in a dark, yet full-of-character
sangria bar in the Latin Quarter.
After such a big trip, we took it
easy for a while and didn't venture out too much until we headed
down to Charleston, South Carolina for a long weekend in July.
We met up with Kari's mom and had a great time.
In August, I was promoted to
general manager of my own hotel so we moved from Goffstown, New
Hampshire to Huntsville, Alabama.
The end of September found me
flying to Las Vegas for a hotel conference.
I had always
wanted to go to Las Vegas, not to gamble (I bet and lost $1.00 the
whole week I was there) but to see the hotels. For the most
part, they were nice, but a lot of them reminded me more of
blatantly cheap tourist traps. The day after the conference
ended, I flew to the Bar 10 Ranch
and went on a day-long ATV trek into the Grand Canyon. It
was incredibly fun, feeling the rush of speeding along through the
desert, dirt kicking up in large clouds, with some of the most
beautiful natural scenery surrounding me.
As for short regional trips in
the Southeast, I went to Atlanta for a week-long training in
September for work. In October and November Kari and I went
on a few day trips to places like Decatur, Nashville and
Chattanooga. At the end of October I went up to Lynchburg,
Tennessee for the Jack Daniel's World Championship Barbeque
Contest.
At the beginning of December, I
got some of my photographs into the Willis Gray gallery in
Decatur, Alabama, which let me cross off one of my big goals for
the year off my list.
Most of the last week of the year
will be spent in Chicago, a city I've never been to, but have
always wanted to visit (this was written before our trip there, so
check back for info on
that!).
So yeah, all in all, it was a
great year, packed with awesome things. Back during
Christmas of 2002 I told myself that I was going to live every
day, week, month, and year like it was my
last.
Living no longer meant just going through the motions of work,
home, tv, sleep. From that point onwards I told myself that
I am the sum of my experiences so I better start adding like mad
because when it's all over, and I'm looking back, I want to have
lived the most amazing life possible. I did that in 2003,
2004, and especially in 2005. It's so cool to think that
this past year had me at the top of the Eiffel Tower to the bottom
of the Grand Canyon, and so much cool stuff in between. One
big thing about this year is that if it weren't for Kari being in
my life, I wouldn't have done a fraction of it. So, thank
you Kari for making it such a wonderful year. 2006 is going
to be even better.
I can't wait.
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