January 29, 2006
 
Back from Memphis.  Been to two new states for me (Mississippi and Arkansas).  Saw lots of stuff.  Took lots of pictures (400).  Uploaded a couple of new pics onto my Flickr account.  Will write more tomorrow about things like Graceland, the ducks at the Peabody Hotel, and other, Memphis-related stuff. 
 
Time for sleep.   
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Ryan Adams - English Girls Approximately
 
 
 
January 28, 2006
 
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' today!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died
When we get to Graceland
We'll have to ride a bus
We'd better watch our language
Or the guards will beat us up
We'll get to make some cheap jokes
And buy cheaper souvenirs
If this were Disneyworld
I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears
They say it costs eight-fifty
Just to see his house
Where they keep all his records
And his fifteen foot long couch
It might seem like a rip-off
But I'm goin' anyway
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be great!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be fun
We'll get to see all Elvis's guns
Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows
Goin' to Graceland
We'll stand in line
We'll get to have a wild time
Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo
When my time comes
That's how I wanna go -
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl
Lots of people say
That it's sad The King is gone
Well Elvis might be dead
But his cash flow lives on
I'll be so excited
When I see the Jungle Room
Where Elvis made some records
Including Moody Blue
Graceland is callin'
And I just can't stay away
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna cut loose
There's plenty of tourists for us to use
Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna go wild
We'll go to his grave and try to smile
Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' to Graceland (x3)
Goin' to Graceland
We're going to Hell
We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel
Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore
What are we waitin' for?
Let's leave right now
We're goin' to Graceland
And I don't care how
E Pluribus Elvis
That's what I say
We're goin' to Graceland today
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  The Dead Milkmen - Going To Graceland
 
 
 
January 26, 2006
 
Today was a good mail day.  I felt like the kid in A Christmas Story running to the mailbox and finding a package addressed to me.  I ran (drove) home (our apartment is on the far side of the complex) and ran upstairs, ripped it open and had my version of the Secret Decoder Ring. 
 
Yes, the TV B Gone had arrived. 
 
I had first heard of this nifty little invention about a year and a half ago and I've desperately wanted one ever since.  When I found myself in an airport and the TVs were looping the same annoying news reports, I silently wished I had a TV B Gone to shut them up.  Those times I was in a restaurant and realized that the TV by the bar was sucking me in to the point I was ignoring the person I was eating with, I imagined hitting the single button on a TV B Gone to kill the attention whore (the TV, not whom I was eating with).  I knew whenever I got one, I would be using it with reckless abandon.
 
It's not that I hate TV.  It's probably the opposite.  I like TV a lot, although I have the horrible tendency to completely zone out, all wide-eyed, as if in a trance, when the glow of a TV is within sight.  It's to the point where someone will have to either yell, or physically hit me to snap me out of the hypnotic embrace of the TV.  I don't see the TV B Gone as a social commentary of my thoughts about TV.  I see it more as a way to have the freedom to not be entranced or captivated by it.  As my New Hampshire license plates proudly proclaim: "Live Free Or Die".  I choose to live free, so therefore TVs can die. 
 
Speaking of my license plates, I often wonder what goes through the mind of the average Alabamian when they're sitting behind me at a traffic light and they see my New Hampshire plates.  Do they immediately assume "Damn Yankee,"  or are they silently impressed by the state motto?  I think it's probably a mixture of both.  At least I no longer have Massachusetts plates.  If I had those down here my car probably would have been torched a long time ago.
 
Sometimes when I'm in my car I turn on the radio.  Now normally this is a futile activity since there isn't a single good radio station within a hundred miles, but it's not so much to hear music, but to soak up a little bit of the prevailing thoughts and opinions of the locals.  So when I want to hear the frightening, opinionated, hate-filled rants of those with microphones, I turn to this station (notice the spelling errors on the site).  Actually, to be fair, the early afternoon guys are pretty level-headed, but man, some of the shit their callers say is messed up and freaky.  I don't know why I listen because I know I'll get all worked up and be all sorts of incredulous/mad/offended.  I think it's kind of like watching the slow-motion train wreck of   Kind of funny though, a few weeks ago I was telling Kari about this station and she got all excited because she's been secretly listening to it as well. 
 
This weekend we're going to go to Memphis!        
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead  
 
 
 
January 24, 2006
 
One of the nice things about taking over 2,000 pictures when we were in Paris is that we've been back almost nine months and I'm still going through and finding neat pictures that I had no idea I took. 
 
Although someday I'm going to run out of European pictures to sort through/work on.  The day that happens is the one when I get my ass on a plane, fly back there, and take more.
 
So tonight I was on some web-awards site voting for Fark.com when I discovered a really neat site called Stuff On My Cat.  Too bad Zoe gets pissed and runs away when it comes to putting piles of stuff on her (because I try every once in a while). 
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Modest Mouse - The View
 
 
 
January 23, 2006
 
Holy crap, this is too funny.  I've seen this video a dozen times since I first heard about it yesterday and I crack up every time.  Tee hee. 
 
We had a pretty darn impressive haul on our eBay auctions that ended yesterday.  It's so weird to make, essentially, a paycheck-sized wad of money by selling half a dozen things we had sitting around the apartment.  Now I'm looking at what we own and am thinking "Hmmm, we don't really use that anymore...maybe we should sell it on eBay."
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Scout - All We Ever Wanted Was Everything
  
 
 
January 22, 2006
 
So last night we ordered pizza from Pizza Inn (a regional pizza place - they're not bad).  All of their advertisements say they are the home of the GIANT pizza.  It's ENORMOUS!  I ordered it with some hesitation.  The ad shows a little chef guy operating a crane hoisting some FRICKIN' HUGE pizzas and I was worried.  Will they be able to fit in through the front door?  Probably not, so I started thinking faster about how I would have to MacGyver up some sort of pulley system off the balcony to hoist those puppies up to the second floor.  Hmmm, if their ad shows a crane, maybe the $1.00 delivery fee is because all deliveries are made with a large crane.  Crap.  A crane of that size isn't going to fit in through the front gates of the apartment complex.  I envisioned myself driving my Saturn Vue through the parking lot, with a 15-foot long slice of pizza dragging behind it.  That would take along time to have to tow each piece to the apartment from the front gate.  Plus they'd probably be cold, not to mention, very dirty. 
 
I was deeply into the planning of my next scenario which involved borrowing Chinook helicopters from nearby Redstone Arsenal to airlift the pizza to our balcony, when the knock at the door came.  I was surprised to see a delivery guy holding two very normal pizza boxes, in which were two very averaged-sized (16") large pizzas.  Hmm.  At the very least I was hoping to hear the *beep* *beep* *beep* of a GIANT delivery truck backing up in the parking lot, but no.  I was extremely disappointed by their deceptive marketing plan.  Maybe something like "Our pizzas are a GIANT value!", but not the line of blatant lies they spread. 
 
It was pretty good pizza, though.
 
On a weird side-note, how come "MacGyver" was in FrontPage's auto dictionary, yet most of the words I use on a daily basis aren't?
 
Lately, I've discovered what most women already know:  It's nice to have someone notice that you're wearing awesome shoes.  When it comes to most stuff, I find what I like and I stick with it.  For instance, I've gotten the same exact pair of Sketcher dressy shoe/boot things every year for almost six years now.  When one pair wears out, I go and buy the same exact pair.  What kind of started it was in 2001 when I went to the Filene's shoe department in Boston, I told the guy that I wanted a pair of shoes.  He took one very quick look at my shoes and said "Maroon Sketcher Rebs.  Size 13, I think.  Yeah, I remember when you came in last year." 
 
My mind raced at this.  Yeah, I bought the same pair of shoes 13 months before in this same store, but shit, did I do something to piss this guy off?  How else would he remember me?  Well, it turns out that the shoe salesman at Filene's has one hell of a memory.  I made it a point to keep on returning to the same store when I needed new shoes, even after I moved to Manchester, NH (an hour away from Boston). 
 
I guess Sketcher's renamed the shoe something else last year when I bought a new pair, but I found it and ordered it online just before we went to Paris.  I guess they aren't making them as good as they used to since a mere nine months later (when were were in Chicago), they were hurting my feet like a mofo.  I was kind of surprised since in the past I've gotten them to last 13-15 months, no problem. 
 
On New Year's Eve, we were in Chicago and had been doing some serious walking every day, and it felt like knives were being jabbed into my feet with every step.  I had to buy new shoes. ASAP.  Kari's friend Karie suggested that we go to Belmont Army Surplus to look for shoes.  I was my usual dismissive self and was like "whatever.  I'm not buying shoes at some army/navy store."  We were taking the EL to the Belmont stop anyway to go to Cupcakes, so I figured fine, I'd stop in and check out the shoes at Belmont Army Surplus.  If my feet weren't hurting so much I wouldn't have agreed, but pain can make you do weird things. 
 
It was weird in there.  Like some trendy punk rock shoe store with funkily dressed employees who were literally running to the back room to fetch shoes...only to run back onto the floor and jump over the benches to deliver a box of shoes to someone.  After a few minutes of looking my eyes got fixated on this one pair of shoes and I couldn't stop staring at them.  I'd never heard of the brand before (Grinders), and they were twice as much as I normally pay for shoes...but they looked really cool.  Amazingly the zoomy shoe guy found my size, and a few minutes later I was walking out of the store with some spiffy-ass shoes.
 
I wasn't prepared for the attention they'd get.  When I'm out, people are constantly telling me how much they like my shoes.  Last Monday, when my hotel was getting its surprise annual "Assessment Review" (no, they don't call them inspections - they have their reasons and those reasons are too lengthy to write about...and I don't like to write about work here), one of the inspectors assessors commented several times on how much she liked my shoes.  Everywhere I go people say/ask the same thing.  Those are so neat/where did you get them?      
 
It still doesn't compare to a few months ago when Kari and I were walking in downtown Huntsville and a woman stopped her SUV dead in the middle of the road, rolled her window down, and asked Kari where she got her shoes from. 
 
Oh wow.  I found a Linoleum fan site, (not that anyone reading this cares since no one's probably heard of them but me) when I was linking the band info from Wikipedia, and it has a live version of "On A Tuesday" (a song I've liked a lot for 9 years now) that she sings in French.  I love love love French.
   
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Linoleum - I'm In Love With A German Film Star
 
 
 
January 21, 2006
 
Today was picture day!  Nope, I didn't take any new ones.  Instead, I poked around in my seemingly endless folders of pictures and came across a bunch that I forgot about.  I was able to post somewhere around 20 new pictures to my Flickr account.  Ok, so they weren't new, and most of them were over a year old and all, but still, when I haven't seen them in a year, and you've never seen them, well, it means they're kinda sorta newly new.   
 
Flickr is pretty darn addictive.  Not only do I feel the incredible compelling need to post more and more pictures, but also I have to add each picture to as many groups as possible.  And, when I'm not doing that, I'm looking at other people's pictures and adding them to my favorites.  Flickr can turn into a full-time job if you're not careful. 
 
Tomorrow I'm going to finally go to the US Space & Rocket Center, something I've been meaning to do ever since we moved here, but have never gotten around to doing.  Long ago I was hoping to have it nudge the inspiration of my next book, but the well of ideas for that puppy seems to be constantly overflowing on its own.  Between doing research and jotting down rough ideas, I'm not finding time to actually write it, which, I guess, is a good problem to have. 
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  REM - World Leader Pretend  
 
 
 
January 18, 2006
 
It must be annoying to have to put up with me.  We'll be walking down the street and Kari will be talking to me, only to turn around and find me half a block behind, intently taking pictures of some random thing.  Tonight is a good example of this.  Kari started making dinner (burritos) and I made her wait as I had a li'l photo shoot with the peppers and one of the flowers I gave her over the weekend.
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Garden of Good...                                                                           ...the Garden of Evil
 
I took around 40 pictures and I asked Kari to help me pick out the best.  I had already chosen what I thought were the best, but I wanted her opinion.  My favorite was the one on the left, while her's was the one on the right (mind you, I already named them in my head before I asked her which one she liked - I'm left handed, so therefore anything on the left is good and wonderful, while the right...well, is not so much).  So I said what the heck and posted both to my Flickr account.  Yippie! 
 
 
What I'm listening to right now - Dramarama - Right On Baby, Baby
 
 
 
January 17, 2006
 
It's kind of funny (just to me, I'm sure), that I have a framed picture of one of my guitars sitting on my desk, while the guitar itself (and its buddy) are sitting in their stands right next to my desk. 
 
For some reason, typing that reminded me of a co-worker from a previous hotel who was standing in my office, looking at my pictures, and said "Wow.  You are really full of yourself.  Almost every picture in here is of you."  I never noticed it before, but she was right, out of the 50 or so pictures in my office, maybe 8 of them had people in them, and I was in every one of them.  Most cases, the only one.  Ok, maybe I like me.  Nothin' wrong with that.  Nope nope. 
 
Writing that, for some reason, made me think of my drive home from work tonight.  I was sitting in traffic, staring at the navy bluish-black forgotten remains of the long-ago sunset, listening to some song I consider pretty introspective, and I thought about how funny life is sometimes.  When I was young, I used to think about people who have achieved fame, success, or pretty much anything, for that matter, and would firmly believe "That's an adult kind of thing."  I thought such things would naturally come to me in time when I was ready to receive what I was intended, or become what I would eventually evolve to. 
 
In my mid-twenties I looked and saw most of the people doing great things were older, and for the first time, a few young ones snuck by.  I dismissed them as aberrational flukes.  I knew in my heart of hearts that I would do great and wonderful things with my life, so I wasn't concerned.  I was still young and full of potential...what kind of potential, I had no idea, but hey, I was young and eager and blistering with kinetic energy.
 
Fast forward another half decade or so and I came to the stark realization that I was too old and no, wonderful things would not be handed to me on a platter.  I don't know why I didn't notice earlier, but it seemed to me that everyone of consequence was so much younger than I was.  What the hell happened?  I felt like life cheated on me, slipped out while I wasn't paying attention, called me up years later, and bitch-slapped me hard through the telephone.  These days if you're not in your early 20's, pretty, and famous, you're no one.
 
I eventually realized that we make our own present and future.  The only reason I hadn't accomplished all of the earth-shattering things I had thought I deserved by now was because I hadn't gone for them.  I was wrong to assume that all of the good things in life would fall into my lap.  Life doesn't cater to the passive, so there's no time like the present to stand up and create the life you've always imagined.  Hey, we all spend some time living in our own fantasy worlds, living the grand lives we've somehow been cheated out of along the way.  It's one thing to imagine the perfect life, but it's quite another to actually make a stand and become determined enough to create it in the here and now.
 
I am by no means living in my dream world (my bathtub there has multiple showerheads), but at least I make a conscious effort on a daily basis to improve my world.  It's one of those things where if you're not working to improve your life then you're condemned to live in what you've been left with...and regret is the worst kind of leftovers to be forced to eat every day.    
      
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Lovin' Machine
 
 
 
January 15, 2006
 
I'm taking a break from gathering receipts in preparation of doing our taxes.  This year I'm not going to wait until the last minute like previous years (especially that one year in college when I literally waited until the last minute and filed my taxes through Telefile on a pay phone), and I'm going to get it done as soon as I get my W2.  I have a feeling it's going to be wacky anyways since I lived in NH, worked for 8 months in MA, and then moved to AL, so no more H&R block.  I'm going to get a real accountant this time. 
 
Last week I was in Atlanta for the week in a work-related training.  It was awesome, and I learned tons of great stuff in it.  During the time I was there, I managed to eat in every one of Kari's favorite restaurants (some of them twice).  I think she got crankier as the week progressed because every night we'd talk on the phone and she had to hear about how I ate at Chipotle (two nights), Cheesecake Factory, Maggiano's (twice as well) and Houston's.
 
While I was in Atlanta I ended up taking some neat photos.  See them at my Flickr account.
 
For a few years now I've noticed that I tend to doze off while driving long distances in the car by myself.  It would mainly happen on my way to or from work in the Boston area when I had a 45 minute to an hour commute.  Well, I just discovered the way to stop that from happening.  I need to listen to something with someone talking.  NPR does the trick nicely (only if it's an NPR station that's all talk, and not one of the boring classical music stations), but since NPR in the South is about as common as grits up North, I had to find an alternative for my trip to Atlanta...which ended up being Kari's David Sedaris cds.  Good stuff.  I only wished I had listened to them before seeing him speak last April. 
 
On my drive home from Atlanta, I zoned out a little and accidentally drove past the exit from I-24 to Route 72, which goes from Tennessee to Alabama.  I realized my mistake pretty quickly and took the next exit.  As I was driving on the empty overpass at the deserted exit, in front of me I saw a bright red neon sign that simply said "Fireworks" in front of a lonely abandoned building that once sold fireworks.  There were no other buildings nearby.  I slowed down and stopped, looked around and saw no cars within sight, so I spent a minute staring at the sign, how it contrasted against the gray sky and leafless trees behind it, and wondered why they didn't turn the sign off after the fireworks store went out of business. I considered taking a picture and for some reason thought better of it, slowly pressed on the gas and pointed the car towards I-24. 
 
Not 30 seconds later I was mentally kicking myself for not taking a picture.  It's not like I was in the way of traffic, since there wasn't any.  And besides, my camera was happily sitting in the passenger seat.  I had every reason to take the picture, but, for some unknown reason, didn't.  This exact reason is why I have a large postcard of the Old Man Of The Mountain hanging above my desk at home.  I've written about this before on my site, but to briefly explain the story, for weeks I wanted to drive the 2 hours north of Manchester, New Hampshire to go and see the Old Man, but never made the time for it.  "It's been there for thousands of years, it can wait a few more weeks," I'd tell myself.  About two or three weeks later, it fell down in the middle of the night.  After that I vowed never to let an opportunity slip by.  Now I'm annoyed with myself and more determined to not let things slip by.
 
Today Kari and I went out to buy a copy of this book, then went across the street to get a late breakfast at the Atlanta Bread Company.  Afterwards, we dropped of some library books which was where we saw this strange sign. 
 
What are they trying to say...that they don't want any pets hanging around that are both skateboarding and skating at the same time?  If there was a pet that was capable of those things, you can bet I'd want to see it, not tell them "Woah!  Not in my backyard," like the killjoyish ogre that made this sign.  Just to spite them, I'm going to train Zoe to skateboard and skate and have her do tricks in front of the library.
 
After the library, we headed west on Route 72 and ended up finding a flea market.  Besides the obligatory t-shirts, belt buckles, cell phone pouches, baby jumpers, and flags that proudly proclaimed "The South will rise again!", this Alabama flea market had something wonderfully different.  It had ZOLTAR!  Good thing I was too afraid to leave my camera in the car, so I was able to take some pictures of it since no one would believe me.  Kari put a dollar in the slot and he came to life, his hand moving in circular motions above the mysterious, light-emitting, crystal ball.  He spoke in a vaguely Hispanic accent, telling Kari that many people will experience bad luck...but not her!  Good things will come to her this year.  It also told her to make sure to visit Zoltar again soon for more advice. 
 
As we walked away I wondered how something so strange ended up amongst the Nascar hat and ninja knife booths of this unassuming flea market.  When I got home and looked at the pictures I saw the reason...the "amazing" Zoltar is using a "Starter Tarot Deck."  That, and his crystal ball has a power cord.  It's kind of hard to be a big-league fortune teller with a starter set of tarot cards.             
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Meghan Toohey - Four Months
               
 
 
January 7, 2006
 
I feel pretty good.  I managed to remember to re-register all of the domains we own (incroyable!), and I registered all of the websites needed for upcoming projects.  I rock. 
 
Zoe's been doing some cute things lately...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...like standing!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                       
                                                         ...and sleeping!
 
 
 
 
 
Off to Atlanta in the morning.  See you in a week. 
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  U2 - The Fly
 
 
 
January 6, 2006
 
Holy shit!  It snowed!  I saw frickin' snow this morning!! 
 
Ok, it was the smidgenest of flurries, but it was still snow nonetheless.  You have no idea the joy I felt (Kari does because I called her from outside, all kinds of excited about it).
 
I dropped off my first roll of film I took with my Holga camera yesterday.  It should be ready in a week or two.  I can't wait to see how they turned out. 
 
Sunday morning, bright and early, I'm heading to Atlanta for a week to attend a training class for new general managers with my hotel company.  I normally wouldn't leave so gosh darned early in the morning, but a few co workers I used to work with at my last hotel also just happen to be going to our corporate headquarters for a different training than the one I'm attending, and we're all going to go hang out in Atlanta on Sunday.  We're all pretty excited about going here.
 
Because it's a four-hour drive from Huntsville to Atlanta, I wanted some new music in my car, so I'm making a new new new cd.  You're probably like "big deal."  Well, my car has a 6-disc mp3 cd changer, so each cd can have something silly like 150 songs each, so it kind of is a big deal.  Right now I've only got 98-songs and I need another 225mb of songs.  It's pretty heavy (meaning most of an entire album's music) with Blue Man Group, Dear Leader, Magnetic Fields (darn you Kari!  I used to HATE this band last summer!), Mike Doughty, Rilo Kiley, Ryan Adams, Stellastarr*, The So And So's, Yo La Tengo, and the Pure Funk cd.  Must find more new music...     
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Division Of Laura Lee - Dirty Love
 
 
 
January 4, 2006
 
Zoe's been a bad bad cat.  She was begging Kari for food when I got home tonight and she got all kinda of angry when she didn't get get her canned tuna right when she wanted it.  There was an orange blur as she jumped up onto the sink, grabbed half of the wishbone that was behind the spigot, landed on the floor, and tried to swallow it (!!!!!).  Kari tried to take it from her, but Zoe hissed and tried to claw her (very unusual)...but wasn't quick enough because a second later Zoe was running down the hall, empty-mouthed, away from Kari's yelling at her.  Silly cat, didn't she know she could choke?  She's a sneaky one, that Zoe.
 
Interesting thing about that wishbone.  At work I gave out turkeys or hams to my employees.  I picked a turkey for us and we cooked it on Christmas.  When I cut up the rest of the bird for leftovers, I pulled out the wishbone and put it behind the sink to dry out. 
 
On Monday, we decided to make wishes with the wishbone.  We stood for a moment, each holding our own half, as we silently and quickly thought on what to wish for...then the concentration narrowed across Kari's face, which mirrored my own.  I knew what I wanted, very badly, and focused on it.  We counted - 3, 2, 1...and snapped...only to see, in disbelief, that neither of us won.  The bone had snapped perfectly in half.  What made it weirder is that we both wished for the same thing (the SUPER SECRET PROJECT we're working on), meaning we're both going to get our wishes...well, actually our shared wish. (wooo!)
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Snow Patrol - Chocolate
  
 
 
January 2, 2006
 
Chicago!  Woo!  Got a lot to do at the moment (in the middle of painting two pictures), so I'll write about it later.  In the meantime, go to my Chicago Flickr set
 
Oh!  In 2005 I visited 25 states, 8 of which I'd never been to before.  Here's the map of every state I've ever been to:  
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Cracker - St. Cajetan
 
 
 
January 1, 2006
 
Happy New Year!
 
I realized I never got around to posting my 2005 year in review post before I left for Chicago, so here you go...
 
Wow, 2005 was a pretty cool year.  I started out the year by waking up at the Hyatt Regency in Cambridge, Massachusetts, after a great New Year's Eve in Boston and went right to work by moving Kari and I into our new apartment. 
 
During the first half of the year we went on day trips around New England almost every weekend to places like Portland (Maine), Providence (RI), Northampton (MA), Boston, Portsmouth (NH), Woodstock (VT), etc, etc, etc. 
 
In February, Kari, me, and our friend, Connie, drove down to New York City to see The Gates and spent the rest of the weekend walking around and seeing the city and the amazingly rude inhabitants who live there (except for Kari's aunt, who was really nice and showed us around Greenwich Village).
 
In early April we went to see David Sedaris do a reading at Mount Holyoke College.  It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.  Afterwards, we got to meet him, which was great.
 
Late in April, we flew out of Boston and begun the previously seemingly unattainable dream trip to Paris we had both been wanting for most of our lives.  We checked into a hotel in the St. Germaine section of Paris and began scouting out the city.  On our second day there, we had a beautiful picnic in the Champs du Mars on a postcard-pretty day.  With the Eiffel Tower as my witness, I read a poem and ended it by proposing to Kari (she said "Oui!").  After those two perfect days were over, we hopped a high-speed train and zoomed across Belgium, and through the beautiful, multi-colored, tulip fields of the Netherlands. 
 
We spent the next few days walking around the packed streets and getting repeatedly lost amongst the canals.  Everyone there was super friendly and spoke perfect English which was helpful for when we were directionally challenged (the Dutch language looks remarkably like how the Swedish Chef speaks, only you can sort of make out the meaning of the occasional written word).  One overcast afternoon was spent on a boat lazily drifting around the canals.  Another was wisely spent at the Keukenhof, which was about 40 minutes outside of the city.  While Amsterdam is a nice city, we discovered that four days was about two days too many.  We went back to Paris and spent two days in Montmartre admiring the beautiful views from the Sacre Coeur, watching the artists paint, and finding the locations from the film Amelie.    
 
After Montmartre, we moved into the tiny apartment we rented for a week in the 11th Arrondissement and spent the next seven days seeing and doing everything we could, including a long morning on the Eiffel Tower, a twilight boat tour of the Seine, going to the flea markets (which are a lot fancier than the name implies) on the outskirts of the city, seeing the puppet show in the Luxembourg Garden that David Sedaris told us we should go to, eating crepes, and non-stop walking, and picture taking.  Most nights we ended up hanging out at the Cafe Absinthe, a neat bar that was a couple blocks from the apartment.  The nights were warm, so it was nice to sit at tables on the sidewalk, enjoying Picon biere, talking, listening to the low-keyed trip-hop, and watching people walk by.    
 
On the second to the last day of our final week in Paris, we went on a day-long Fat Tire Bike Tour of Versailles.  I was a little nervous since I was 13 the last time I rode a bike.  I was a little more nervous as we left the Fat Tire office and we were zipping through the streets of Paris on our way to the RER station and had an angry little Fiat behind me, honking.  Once our train arrived to the village of Versailles, it was absolutely amazing day spent peddling over the centuries-old cobblestone roads, buying parts of lunch from the different vendors in town, biking down miles-long shady roads, through the intricate gardens, having lunch at the far end of the Grand Canal, and seeing the interior of the chateau itself.  Wow.  After we had returned to Paris and our group was biking through the streets on our way back to the Fat Tire office, I felt an odd sense of freedom (a far cry from the "oh shit, oh shit" fear of tipping over I felt in the morning) and happiness as the hustle and bustle of the city blurred by, the wind whipped through my hair, knowing I was on a bicycle, speeding through the street of Paris. 
 
Our last day was spent catching up on all of the touristy things we had avoided, like the museums, and then we met up with Kari's friend, Amory, who was attending a university in Paris for a semester.  A very nice way to end such a great trip by hanging out in a dark, yet full-of-character sangria bar in the Latin Quarter.
 
After such a big trip, we took it easy for a while and didn't venture out too much until we headed down to Charleston, South Carolina for a long weekend in July.  We met up with Kari's mom and had a great time. 
 
In August, I was promoted to general manager of my own hotel so we moved from Goffstown, New Hampshire to Huntsville, Alabama.
 
The end of September found me flying to Las Vegas for a hotel conference.  I had always wanted to go to Las Vegas, not to gamble (I bet and lost $1.00 the whole week I was there) but to see the hotels.  For the most part, they were nice, but a lot of them reminded me more of blatantly cheap tourist traps.  The day after the conference ended, I flew to the Bar 10 Ranch and went on a day-long ATV trek into the Grand Canyon.  It was incredibly fun, feeling the rush of speeding along through the desert, dirt kicking up in large clouds, with some of the most beautiful natural scenery surrounding me.
 
As for short regional trips in the Southeast, I went to Atlanta for a week-long training in September for work.  In October and November Kari and I went on a few day trips to places like Decatur, Nashville and Chattanooga.  At the end of October I went up to Lynchburg, Tennessee for the Jack Daniel's World Championship Barbeque Contest. 
 
At the beginning of December, I got some of my photographs into the Willis Gray gallery in Decatur, Alabama, which let me cross off one of my big goals for the year off my list.      
 
Most of the last week of the year will be spent in Chicago, a city I've never been to, but have always wanted to visit (this was written before our trip there, so check back for info on
that!).
 
So yeah, all in all, it was a great year, packed with awesome things.  Back during Christmas of 2002 I told myself that I was going to live every day, week, month, and year like it was my last.  Living no longer meant just going through the motions of work, home, tv, sleep.  From that point onwards I told myself that I am the sum of my experiences so I better start adding like mad because when it's all over, and I'm looking back, I want to have lived the most amazing life possible.  I did that in 2003, 2004, and especially in 2005.  It's so cool to think that this past year had me at the top of the Eiffel Tower to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, and so much cool stuff in between.  One big thing about this year is that if it weren't for Kari being in my life, I wouldn't have done a fraction of it.  So, thank you Kari for making it such a wonderful year.  2006 is going to be even better.  
 
I can't wait.
  
 
 
 
 

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