December
27, 2005
Wow. If you're from
Dalton, MA (as I know millions of you are) then you're
probably just as surprised
about this as I am. I don't care about baseball at all,
but it's still interesting when
the
hometown hero is arrested. I remember in middle and high
school when the only things the gym teachers would ever talk about
is Jeff Reardon this and Jeff Reardon that, and how he was the
best baseball player to ever come out of Dalton, and they
recognized how awesomely great he was at the time, blah
blah blah blah, I knew a famous person back in the day when he was
a high school kid, blah blah blah.
I'm sure that the English teachers at my old high school are
saying the same thing about me ever since my book of poetry ($17.95
on Amazon!) became permanent required reading for all AP
English classes in the school state
country world.
I wonder what the people of
Dalton are thinking when they drive by this sign. Everyone
in town is looking at "Jeff Reardon Field" and probably thinking
things like "I wonder if they're going to rename it or keep it as
is?", or "Finally! It's my chance to petition the town
selectmen to have the swampy floodplain/baseball field complex
that occasionally hosts major events like the annual Dalton
Carnival and the Berkshire Antique Gas And Steam Engine Show named
after me! That showboatin' Jeff Reardon has had his chance
to shine...now the time is mine!", or "I'm bored."
Maybe it would be a good location
for a jewelry store?
What I'm listening to right now:
Morrissey -
The
Teachers Are Afraid of the Pupils
December
25, 2005
Where does the time go? I
thought for sure that I updated the site yesterday.
Merry Christmas! Happy
Hanukkah! Joyous Kwanzaa! Festive Festivus!
We spent the day by sleeping in,
then finally got up around 9. We flicked on the fireplace,
put on the Restoration Hardware Christmas cd, and when Kari had
her coffee in hand we
started
opening the presents. This is when I discovered that Kari isn't a ripper.
She's one of those people who takes their time and carefully,
thoughtfully, delicately opens her presents, which is kind of
strange considering she's one of the most impatient people I've
ever know when it comes to presents. If it was up to her, we
would have opened everything under the tree last week. I, on
the other hand, am very patient when it comes to presents. I
mean, if you open everything before Christmas, what's left to look
forward to on the big day itself? When it comes to opening
the gifts, I rip the fuckers apart. Wrapping paper becomes
an innocent bystander, shredded only because it was in the way of
me and what lies inside.
After 20 minutes we had a nice
jumbled pile of wrapping paper on the floor in alternating
layers
of tidy, smooth, virtually untouched paper, and those sheets that
were ripped, tattered, and mangled. We quickly abandon the
Christmas cd in favor of our new
Edith Piaf
cd and Kari spent the day reading her new books in front of the
fireplace while I painted some tiny paintings with the paint,
canvases, and brushes that I opened this morning. I made
this cupcake one (which I like) and another one of the
Eiffel Tower that didn't come out so good.
In
other good present news, I got a
Holga camera
(thanks, mom!). It takes some really neat supersaturated
color photos that have a neat, surreal quality to them.
Check out some of the Holga/Lomographic photos on Flickr.
The only wacky thing is it uses 120 film which makes for 6" x 6"
pictures, and I've been having difficulty finding film at local
camera stores. Good thing it came with a roll, but knowing
my digital photo habits of taking dozens of photos at once, I know
I'll need a whole lot more film. I can't wait to use it when
we get to Chicago next weekend.
What I'm listening to right now -
Massive
Attack - Protection
December
22, 2005
Tonight I was sitting here and
realized that I hadn't taken any pictures yet today. I
really didn't feel like it, but I said "hey!" I made a sorta
promise to myself to take pictures every night and I wasn't about
to break my streak after only two days.
I half-assedly looked around the
apartment for a few minutes and thought "crap, there's nothing
left to take pictures of." I did this much in the same way
that I often half-assedly look in the fridge for the cat's food,
give up after a good 10 seconds, and open a new can only to find
the half-used can sitting in front, on the second shelf (didn't
think to look there).
I ended up taking about 60
pictures in a 20-minute span. Most are amazingly stupid, out
of focus, or even more amazingly stupid than the amazingly stupid
ones. A couple of them did come out ok, like this one of me
pretending to be an orange.
Now, this blue picture caused a
wee bit of disagreement in the Chixon household. Kari said
she doesn't like it because, as she said "it makes me
think
of something you'd find in Spencer Gifts. You don't want
your pictures to end up there do you?"
For a moment I felt conflicted.
I hate Spencer Gifts. I avert my eyes when walking by one,
and wouldn't enter one unless you paid me lots and lots of money,
gold, or stocks. Any store that unabashedly combines the
trashiness of South Of The Border with the blatant commercialism
of nascar is one that needs to be avoided at all costs.
While the mere thought that one of my pictures would make someone
think of Spencer's is repulsive, the other thought of making
craploads of money by selling said picture to a large chain store
was disturbingly appealing. Would I
want to sell my pictures to some
chain store I hated? No, of course not. Would I ever
turn away good money for no other reason than I dislike a certain
store? I'd like to think that my principles would win out,
but in all honestly I'd probably have come up with a good
explanation to make myself feel better about it (hey I've got
a cat to feed!). Anyways, it was all just a silly
speculative question that I spent way too much time writing about.
Read this funny bit about the "Hulk Smashin' Spruce" on
I-Mockery. It's funny!
What I'm listening to right now:
Bach -
Passacaglia and Fugue in C Minor
December
21, 2005
After spending ridiculous amounts
of time on Flickr, I've decided to start trying to take a
couple
of pictures every day. In the past I normally didn't pull
out the camera unless I was hopping in the car and driving hours
to some previously un-photographed city. After taking a few
really good pics at home lately, I'm going to try and keep it up
and practice daily, because hey, some of the most random pics of
some of the most uninteresting objects end up becoming the most
interesting....for instance, this picture, would you believe, is
of a candle flame. When Kari looks at it, she sees a
dinosaur head. When I look at it, I see a girl
with
an Amelie-style haircut (the purple part), looking down and
reading a book or something. Also took some funky half
normal, half messed-up pics like this one of Kari. To see
larger versions, just click on the pics.
I got an email from Lunarpages...apparently
when they switched a bunch of websites from one server to another
in their building, they forgot to move ChapinNixon.com. They
did it this morning, so my temporary updates have finally gone
through. I'm still not happy with how long it takes to load,
so I'm going to have to work on it this weekend and maybe change
it around a little.
What I'm listening to right now:
The
Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
December
20, 2005
I'm really starting to hate the
company that hosts all our websites (Lunarpages). Two years
ago when I started this site I did a lot of research on different
hosting companies and finally settled on Lunarpages. It cost
a good deal more than the others, but everyone rated their service
as the best by far, so I went with them.
You may have noticed that our
photography website,
www.ChapinNixon.com isn't fully up yet. Well, actually
it is, but you can't see it. I've uploaded it dozens of
times, but for some reason now it's not taking. Kind of
weird because I used to update the main page picture on that site
every day up until about 5 months ago. I have a really good
idea on how to create and update websites, but it seems to be
having problems, so, after exhausting all my ideas on how to fix
it, I finally called their tech support line (only the third time
in two years).
Tech support guys must get some
kind of twisted thrill out of making people seem like frickin'
idiots. Without letting me get halfway through explaining
the problem, I was quickly cut off as he spouted a steady stream
of unintelligible technobabble. Every time I tried to talk,
I was interrupted and talked-down upon with his tone of
superiority. He eventually told me to try re-uploading the
site and it would be working and then we hung up. I knew
what he said wouldn't work since I had already tried it countless
times, but I wanted nothing more than to end the call and stop
feeling so frustrated and stupid.
Of course, what he suggested
didn't work, and by now (7:20pm) the support line was closed, so I
sent them an email saying it didn't work, and made sure to tell
them how frustrating it is dealing with their tech support people.
I got an email reply pretty quickly which basically explained how
my accounts were set up, but didn't address the problem I'm
having, or how to fix it. I sent them another email tonight
re-explaining the problem.
Basically, all that above could
have been said in the line: Lunarpages' support sucks.
In two weeks I was planning on renewing my hosting with them for a
third year, but now I'm thinking no and going with a different
company. I've done some research tonight and found that not
only can I get better customer service at a dozen other companies,
but I can save money at every one of them as well. We'll see
what happens.
In non-ranting news, we're
looking into getting a booth to sell my photos at a local arts
festival held in Huntsville every spring. It's a pretty huge
event that draws over 70,000 people. Just think, I could
easily make $5.25 million dollars there (figuring that every man,
woman, child, and pet that goes to it will buy, on average, 1.5
photographs each)...but since I'm not greedy or anything I'd be
just as happy if I recouped the $350 entry fees (and made a modest
$5,249,650 profit).
Speaking of pictures...I turned
my camera on for a rare in-house photo rampage that got some nifty
results like this one. That is an un-photoshopped,
honest-to-goodness real picture...of a small star going supernova
in our apartment. Yup, nothing edited about it. Click
on the picture to go to my Flickr account and see a few more.
What I'm listening to right now:
The Dead Milkmen -
Tugena
December
17, 2005
Yesterday afternoon we hopped on
I-65 and headed north to Nashville. Since we've lived down
here we've been there three times so far. I know we should
be spending our time exploring other cities, but we like Nashville
so much, it's kind of hard not to want to go there.
So anyway, we went to Nashville
to see Jupiter Sunrise play at a club called
The End. We got
into town a few hours early, so we walked around the funky
neighborhood on the other side of Vanderbilt University. One
of the stores we went into was
See, the neat glasses store
where we spent an hour trying on some nifty frames.
After wandering around a few more stores we drove and
parked down
the street from The End. The website said the show didn't
start until 9pm, so we killed the remaining two hours by getting
dinner at this neat old diner where the food was exactly like
Friendly's used to be 20 years ago when all they made was burgers,
fries, and shakes. While we were eating, I saw Ben (we went
to the same high school) and some other band members from Jupiter
Sunrise walk by. I waived and they stopped in for a minute
to say hi. Ben was more than a little surprised to see me in
Tennessee of all places. After dinner I was looking forward
to taking more pictures of the neon signs they had in the window,
but they were closing, so they were shut off before we got back
outside.
We wasted some time by walking over to the
nearby Border's bookstore and read magazines (I read the latest
copy of Aperture while Kari read some cooking magazine). When it was
finally after 9, we went back to the club...only to find it mostly
empty. We left and killed some more time by taking pictures
of the graffiti in a nearby alley. I'm guessing the
area
where The End is is more of the "rock" club area, as there were
three in that one block. On the other side of town, in the
more touristy area by the river is a whole shitload of "country"
bars with live music. When we ran out of cool graffiti to
look at, we sat on the steps of a nearby church and talked for a
while. It felt oddly reminiscent of college in a way...there
we were, sitting on some cold stone steps, on a cold night, just
shooting the shit while passing time before going to a concert.
Yeah, it was cold at first, but you got used to it after a while.
The conversation was always good on nights like this, and last
night was no exception. I remember looking at the empty
parking lot in front of us and the moderately busy street past
that, listening to the occasional car whoosh past and the bass
thumping from a club a block away (unfortunately, not the one we
were waiting for) and thinking "we're in Nashville...Tennessee"
of all places. The smoke from Kari's cigarette floating
lazily by as I thought how weird it was to think that my life
changed so radically much in the past year and I never ever would
have responded to the question I often ask myself "where will I be
and what will I be doing one year from right now?" with "loitering
on a random church's steps in Nashville, Tennessee with my fiancée
while waiting for a concert to start." It all boggles the
mind a little when you stop to think of such things.
We walked back to the club and
spent some time looking at all of the show posters from bands that
played there over the past four or five years. Judging by
the dates and the bands on the posters, most of them are
moderately to very well-known now, but at the time no one had ever
heard of them. I'm guessing a few years from now someone
will be looking at the old Jupiter Sunrise poster from tonight's
show and will be thinking the same thing.
They finally started at 10:45pm,
which was a far cry from the 9pm listed on their site, but man o
man, they frickin' rocked. They ended up doing a nine-song
set which was half-filled with songs from their cd, and half new
songs. I hadn't heard any of the new songs before but I was
really into each and every one of them. I've said it before
and I'll say it again, Jupiter Sunrise is one of the best live
bands ever. It seems weird to go to a concert where the band
members
have gigantic smiles on their faces because they're so damn happy
to be playing, yet at the same time, it's so infectious.
Their energy is astounding, their timing is beyond amazing (where
they can go from Total Rock to stopping to chat with someone from
the audience back to the dead-on-same-note-they-left-off-on Total
Rock like they were one cohesive entity as opposed to five
individuals), and their pure talent is obviously evident.
They went from rocking harder than Iron Maiden at their fastest,
loudest, peak, to playing a quiet acoustic ditty reminiscent of
some summer camp campfire song back to rocking hard again a few
minutes later. Most of their songs culminated in such an
immensely released torrent of sound, the only comparison that can
begin to adequately describe it is a sonic orgasm. If
they're playing within a few hundred miles of you, seriously, go
and see them. It's impossible to be disappointed.
We left right after they finished
and missed The Class Of '98.
S'ok since there's no way they could have been better than what we
just saw. We made good time in getting home (only 1 hour, 40
minutes), and we were in bed by 2am.
I learned tonight that one's
required Christmas viewing isn't complete without the
Hebrew Hammer.
Wicked dumb, but still kind of fun.
What I'm listening to right now:
Barenaked
Ladies - Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank
December
14, 2005
Ummm...not too much going on
right now. I did upload a
new section to my
Flickr account, but that's about it.
What I'm listening to right now:
The Smiths -
A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours
December
10, 2005
Today we dropped off 10 photos
(six 11"x15" and a set of four 6"x8") to the
Willis Gray
Gallery in Decatur, Alabama. When we were getting ready
to leave I was looking at the finished framed photos and briefly
thought about not doing it...the pictures looked so good I wanted
to not sell them and instead hang them up here in our apartment.
A minute or two later I realized I was just being a weenie and
brought them down to the car.
Since we were out, we drove the
hour from Decatur up to Florence where we checked out a few more
galleries like Nolen Cole
and ARTifacts
to see if we could get more of my pictures out there. They
were both cool, but the former seemed to be mainly a really neat
bar/blues club with mixed media art, and the latter seemed to be
strictly a gallery for paintings.
Kari and I were just having a
discussion about cds and how much it sucks to be looking forward
so much to a new album by a band you love...only to find out it
sucks. I was telling her about the new
Dramarama
cd (their first in 12 years) and how much I was anticipating it,
and it has two outstanding tracks, and the rest were "eh".
True, those amazing songs are more than worth the cost of the cd,
but it's still a disappointment. Same with the new
Stellastarr*
cd. Their first cd was, from beginning to end, dead-solid
strong and mind-blowing. Their second cd was pretty good
with one kick-ass, super-standout song that made the others pale
in comparison. Kari said it was the same way when she first
heard
John
Henry by
They
Might Be Giants. She had been looking forward to their
new album for a while, and when it came out in 1994, she thought
to herself "This fucking sucks! I can't believe They Might
Be Giants released this piece of shit." I, on the other
hand, think that John Henry is TMBG's best cd, but I know that I'm
the only one in the world to think that since it's widely hated by
even the most die-hard TMBG fans. Speaking of which, it's
been over a year since I've seen them in concert and I'm getting
that shaky need to see them again. I hope they come to
Nashville soon.
What I'm listening to right now:
Mike Doughty -
Busting Up A Starbucks
December
8, 2005
For a long time now I've wanted
to make business cards for our photography thing but have never
got around to it. Last weekend when we were at the gallery
in Decatur the owner gave me her business card and it hit me all
of a sudden - crap, I wish I had business cards. I ended up
giving her my work card with my email address written on the back
which I cringed internally at because I didn't feel prepared or
professional at that moment.
Sunday night I designed the card
and Kari brought it to a printer on Monday. They were ready
today and I'm pretty darn happy with the result. Now, all I
have to do is get the photography website working to a vaguely
normal degree and we'll be all set.
Right now it's all I can do to
resist the urge to stay up all night staring out the window.
According to the weather reports we're supposed to get snow
flurries sometime during the night. Although, if I miss it
tonight supposedly it's going to snow Tuesday and Thursday of next
week. Knowing the weather around here it'll probably be some
snow tornado or something.
Next weekend we're going to
Nashville! Why? To see the most funnest, rockin'est,
awesome live band ever,
Jupiter Sunrise. Check out
Under A Killer Blue Sky which
will become your favorite cd (don't take my word for it, read the
reviews on Amazon). We're going to make a weekend out of it
and see things like the huge
ice sculpture event at the Opryland Hotel.
And hey, we've got our plans for
New Years...we're going to Chicago! It's only a 10-hour
drive from here and we're going to stay at a
wicked
nice hotel for one night, and then spend the rest of the
weekend with Kari's friend Karie, who lives in Chicago. We
might go and see The
New Pornographers, or maybe wander around and see what else is
going on, we're not sure yet. Either way, it should be a lot
of fun since I've never been to Chicago before. Woo!
What I'm listening to right now:
Dramarama
- Physical Poetry
December
5, 2005
Starting to plan our New Year's
festivities. Otherwise, not much of interest at the moment -
just framing photographs to bring to the gallery this weekend, and
writing more ideas for the book.
What I'm listening to right now:
Stereolab - Harmonium
December
4, 2005
Yesterday we wanted to spend the
day taking advantage of the local Christmas activities. We
were planning on going to the Christmas parade in downtown
Huntsville, but ended up missing it due to how insanely early it
took place (noon). We also missed the tuba Christmas concert
(2pm), but thankfully made it to the craft show (open until 7pm),
which ended up being kinda lame (if you're not in the market for
hand-painted ornaments with either "Bama" or "Auburn" on them,
then there wasn't much left that would have piqued your interest).
After the craft fair, we started
to head home (the Christmas event at the planetarium didn't start
for another 4 hours), but, on a whim, decided to check out
Decatur, Alabama, a city about 20 miles away. We walked
around the historic district for a while and poked around in a few
shops until they closed at 5pm. Then we found the downtown
area and found an art gallery. The sign with their hours
said they closed at 2pm, but all the lights were on, and as Kari
discovered, the door was unlocked, so we went in. It was a
niftily-laid out gallery with scads of great art and some
photographs. After about 10 minutes we saw the owners and
ended up talking to one of them for a while. I told her that
I do photography as well and she told me to bring by some of my
work, framed, and ready to hang.
This is really weird because a
day or two ago I was thinking that one of my unrealized goals for
2005 was getting my photography into a gallery. Now it seems
like this is going to become a reality.
Today we spent a good portion of
the day picking out some good pictures, and getting them printed,
matted, and framed.
As a special side note, one year
ago today was my first date with Kari. From that wonderful
night in 2004 when I let a stranger talk me into driving an hour
out to the coast at midnight so we could touch the December ocean,
to a year later now finding ourselves living far away from that
beach in New Hampshire, planning the rest of our lives, it's been
an amazing year filled to the brim with impossible dreams
fulfilled and countless more ready to be conquered. Thank
you Kari.
What I'm listening to right now:
Muddy Waters - She Moves Me
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