December 27, 2005
 
Wow.  If you're from Dalton, MA (as I know millions of you are) then you're probably just as surprised about this as I am.  I don't care about baseball at all, but it's still interesting when the hometown hero is arrested.  I remember in middle and high school when the only things the gym teachers would ever talk about is Jeff Reardon this and Jeff Reardon that, and how he was the best baseball player to ever come out of Dalton, and they recognized how awesomely great he was at the time, blah blah blah blah, I knew a famous person back in the day when he was a high school kid, blah blah blah.  I'm sure that the English teachers at my old high school are saying the same thing about me ever since my book of poetry ($17.95 on Amazon!) became permanent required reading for all AP English classes in the school state country world.
 
I wonder what the people of Dalton are thinking when they drive by this sign.  Everyone in town is looking at "Jeff Reardon Field" and probably thinking things like "I wonder if they're going to rename it or keep it as is?", or  "Finally!  It's my chance to petition the town selectmen to have the swampy floodplain/baseball field complex that occasionally hosts major events like the annual Dalton Carnival and the Berkshire Antique Gas And Steam Engine Show named after me!  That showboatin' Jeff Reardon has had his chance to shine...now the time is mine!", or "I'm bored." 
 
Maybe it would be a good location for a jewelry store?   
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Morrissey - The Teachers Are Afraid of the Pupils
 
 
 
December 25, 2005
 
Where does the time go?  I thought for sure that I updated the site yesterday. 
 
Merry Christmas!  Happy Hanukkah!  Joyous Kwanzaa!  Festive Festivus!
 
We spent the day by sleeping in, then finally got up around 9.  We flicked on the fireplace, put on the Restoration Hardware Christmas cd, and when Kari had her coffee in hand we started opening the presents.  This is when I discovered that Kari isn't a ripper.  She's one of those people who takes their time and carefully, thoughtfully, delicately opens her presents, which is kind of strange considering she's one of the most impatient people I've ever know when it comes to presents.  If it was up to her, we would have opened everything under the tree last week.  I, on the other hand, am very patient when it comes to presents.  I mean, if you open everything before Christmas, what's left to look forward to on the big day itself?  When it comes to opening the gifts, I rip the fuckers apart.  Wrapping paper becomes an innocent bystander, shredded only because it was in the way of me and what lies inside. 
 
After 20 minutes we had a nice jumbled pile of wrapping paper on the floor in alternating layers of tidy, smooth, virtually untouched paper, and those sheets that were ripped, tattered, and mangled.  We quickly abandon the Christmas cd in favor of our new Edith Piaf cd and Kari spent the day reading her new books in front of the fireplace while I painted some tiny paintings with the paint, canvases, and brushes that I opened this morning.  I made this cupcake one (which I like) and another one of the Eiffel Tower that didn't come out so good.
 
In other good present news, I got a Holga camera (thanks, mom!).  It takes some really neat supersaturated color photos that have a neat, surreal quality to them.  Check out some of the Holga/Lomographic photos on Flickr.  The only wacky thing is it uses 120 film which makes for 6" x 6" pictures, and I've been having difficulty finding film at local camera stores.  Good thing it came with a roll, but knowing my digital photo habits of taking dozens of photos at once, I know I'll need a whole lot more film.  I can't wait to use it when we get to Chicago next weekend.
 
 
What I'm listening to right now - Massive Attack - Protection
 
 
 
December 22, 2005
 
Tonight I was sitting here and realized that I hadn't taken any pictures yet today.  I really didn't feel like it, but I said "hey!"  I made a sorta promise to myself to take pictures every night and I wasn't about to break my streak after only two days.
 
I half-assedly looked around the apartment for a few minutes and thought "crap, there's nothing left to take pictures of."  I did this much in the same way that I often half-assedly look in the fridge for the cat's food, give up after a good 10 seconds, and open a new can only to find the half-used can sitting in front, on the second shelf (didn't think to look there). 
 
I ended up taking about 60 pictures in a 20-minute span.  Most are amazingly stupid, out of focus, or even more amazingly stupid than the amazingly stupid ones.  A couple of them did come out ok, like this one of me pretending to be an orange.
 
Now, this blue picture caused a wee bit of disagreement in the Chixon household.  Kari said she doesn't like it because, as she said "it makes me think of something you'd find in Spencer Gifts.  You don't want your pictures to end up there do you?" 
 
For a moment I felt conflicted.  I hate Spencer Gifts.  I avert my eyes when walking by one, and wouldn't enter one unless you paid me lots and lots of money, gold, or stocks.  Any store that unabashedly combines the trashiness of South Of The Border with the blatant commercialism of nascar is one that needs to be avoided at all costs.  While the mere thought that one of my pictures would make someone think of Spencer's is repulsive, the other thought of making craploads of money by selling said picture to a large chain store was disturbingly appealing.  Would I want to sell my pictures to some chain store I hated?  No, of course not.  Would I ever turn away good money for no other reason than I dislike a certain store?  I'd like to think that my principles would win out, but in all honestly I'd probably have come up with a good explanation to make myself feel better about it (hey I've got a cat to feed!).  Anyways, it was all just a silly speculative question that I spent way too much time writing about.   
 
Read this funny bit about the "Hulk Smashin' Spruce" on I-Mockery.  It's funny!
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Bach - Passacaglia and Fugue in C Minor
 
 
 
December 21, 2005
 
After spending ridiculous amounts of time on Flickr, I've decided to start trying to take a couple of pictures every day.  In the past I normally didn't pull out the camera unless I was hopping in the car and driving hours to some previously un-photographed city.  After taking a few really good pics at home lately, I'm going to try and keep it up and practice daily, because hey, some of the most random pics of some of the most uninteresting objects end up becoming the most interesting....for instance, this picture, would you believe, is of a candle flame.  When Kari looks at it, she sees a dinosaur head.  When I look at it, I see a girl with an Amelie-style haircut (the purple part), looking down and reading a book or something.  Also took some funky half normal, half messed-up pics like this one of Kari.  To see larger versions, just click on the pics.     
 
I got an email from Lunarpages...apparently when they switched a bunch of websites from one server to another in their building, they forgot to move ChapinNixon.com.  They did it this morning, so my temporary updates have finally gone through.  I'm still not happy with how long it takes to load, so I'm going to have to work on it this weekend and maybe change it around a little.       
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
 
 
 
December 20, 2005
 
I'm really starting to hate the company that hosts all our websites (Lunarpages).  Two years ago when I started this site I did a lot of research on different hosting companies and finally settled on Lunarpages.  It cost a good deal more than the others, but everyone rated their service as the best by far, so I went with them. 
 
You may have noticed that our photography website, www.ChapinNixon.com isn't fully up yet.  Well, actually it is, but you can't see it.  I've uploaded it dozens of times, but for some reason now it's not taking.  Kind of weird because I used to update the main page picture on that site every day up until about 5 months ago.  I have a really good idea on how to create and update websites, but it seems to be having problems, so, after exhausting all my ideas on how to fix it, I finally called their tech support line (only the third time in two years).
 
Tech support guys must get some kind of twisted thrill out of making people seem like frickin' idiots.  Without letting me get halfway through explaining the problem, I was quickly cut off as he spouted a steady stream of unintelligible technobabble.  Every time I tried to talk, I was interrupted and talked-down upon with his tone of superiority.  He eventually told me to try re-uploading the site and it would be working and then we hung up.  I knew what he said wouldn't work since I had already tried it countless times, but I wanted nothing more than to end the call and stop feeling so frustrated and stupid.
 
Of course, what he suggested didn't work, and by now (7:20pm) the support line was closed, so I sent them an email saying it didn't work, and made sure to tell them how frustrating it is dealing with their tech support people.  I got an email reply pretty quickly which basically explained how my accounts were set up, but didn't address the problem I'm having, or how to fix it.  I sent them another email tonight re-explaining the problem. 
 
Basically, all that above could have been said in the line:  Lunarpages' support sucks.  In two weeks I was planning on renewing my hosting with them for a third year, but now I'm thinking no and going with a different company.  I've done some research tonight and found that not only can I get better customer service at a dozen other companies, but I can save money at every one of them as well.  We'll see what happens.
 
In non-ranting news, we're looking into getting a booth to sell my photos at a local arts festival held in Huntsville every spring.  It's a pretty huge event that draws over 70,000 people.  Just think, I could easily make $5.25 million dollars there (figuring that every man, woman, child, and pet that goes to it will buy, on average, 1.5 photographs each)...but since I'm not greedy or anything I'd be just as happy if I recouped the $350 entry fees (and made a modest $5,249,650 profit). 
 
Speaking of pictures...I turned my camera on for a rare in-house photo rampage that got some nifty results like this one.  That is an un-photoshopped, honest-to-goodness real picture...of a small star going supernova in our apartment.  Yup, nothing edited about it.  Click on the picture to go to my Flickr account and see a few more.
 
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  The Dead Milkmen - Tugena
          
 
 
December 17, 2005
 
Yesterday afternoon we hopped on I-65 and headed north to Nashville.  Since we've lived down here we've been there three times so far.  I know we should be spending our time exploring other cities, but we like Nashville so much, it's kind of hard not to want to go there. 
 
So anyway, we went to Nashville to see Jupiter Sunrise play at a club called The End.  We got into town a few hours early, so we walked around the funky neighborhood on the other side of Vanderbilt University.  One of the stores we went into was See, the neat glasses store where we spent an hour trying on some nifty frames.  After wandering around a few more stores we drove and parked down the street from The End.  The website said the show didn't start until 9pm, so we killed the remaining two hours by getting dinner at this neat old diner where the food was exactly like Friendly's used to be 20 years ago when all they made was burgers, fries, and shakes.  While we were eating, I saw Ben (we went to the same high school) and some other band members from Jupiter Sunrise walk by.  I waived and they stopped in for a minute to say hi.  Ben was more than a little surprised to see me in Tennessee of all places.  After dinner I was looking forward to taking more pictures of the neon signs they had in the window, but they were closing, so they were shut off before we got back outside. 
 
We wasted some time by walking over to the nearby Border's bookstore and read magazines (I read the latest copy of Aperture while Kari read some cooking magazine).  When it was finally after 9, we went back to the club...only to find it mostly empty.  We left and killed some more time by taking pictures of the graffiti in a nearby alley.  I'm guessing the area where The End is is more of the "rock" club area, as there were three in that one block.  On the other side of town, in the more touristy area by the river is a whole shitload of "country" bars with live music.  When we ran out of cool graffiti to look at, we sat on the steps of a nearby church and talked for a while.  It felt oddly reminiscent of college in a way...there we were, sitting on some cold stone steps, on a cold night, just shooting the shit while passing time before going to a concert.  Yeah, it was cold at first, but you got used to it after a while.  The conversation was always good on nights like this, and last night was no exception.  I remember looking at the empty parking lot in front of us and the moderately busy street past that, listening to the occasional car whoosh past and the bass thumping from a club a block away (unfortunately, not the one we were waiting for) and thinking "we're in Nashville...Tennessee" of all places.  The smoke from Kari's cigarette floating lazily by as I thought how weird it was to think that my life changed so radically much in the past year and I never ever would have responded to the question I often ask myself "where will I be and what will I be doing one year from right now?" with "loitering on a random church's steps in Nashville, Tennessee with my fiancée while waiting for a concert to start."  It all boggles the mind a little when you stop to think of such things. 
 
We walked back to the club and spent some time looking at all of the show posters from bands that played there over the past four or five years.  Judging by the dates and the bands on the posters, most of them are moderately to very well-known now, but at the time no one had ever heard of them.  I'm guessing a few years from now someone will be looking at the old Jupiter Sunrise poster from tonight's show and will be thinking the same thing.
 
They finally started at 10:45pm, which was a far cry from the 9pm listed on their site, but man o man, they frickin' rocked.  They ended up doing a nine-song set which was half-filled with songs from their cd, and half new songs.  I hadn't heard any of the new songs before but I was really into each and every one of them.  I've said it before and I'll say it again, Jupiter Sunrise is one of the best live bands ever.  It seems weird to go to a concert where the band members have gigantic smiles on their faces because they're so damn happy to be playing, yet at the same time, it's so infectious.  Their energy is astounding, their timing is beyond amazing (where they can go from Total Rock to stopping to chat with someone from the audience back to the dead-on-same-note-they-left-off-on Total Rock like they were one cohesive entity as opposed to five individuals), and their pure talent is obviously evident.  They went from rocking harder than Iron Maiden at their fastest, loudest, peak, to playing a quiet acoustic ditty reminiscent of some summer camp campfire song back to rocking hard again a few minutes later.  Most of their songs culminated in such an immensely released torrent of sound, the only comparison that can begin to adequately describe it is a sonic orgasm.  If they're playing within a few hundred miles of you, seriously, go and see them.  It's impossible to be disappointed.
 
We left right after they finished and missed The Class Of '98.  S'ok since there's no way they could have been better than what we just saw.  We made good time in getting home (only 1 hour, 40 minutes), and we were in bed by 2am. 
 
I learned tonight that one's required Christmas viewing isn't complete without the Hebrew Hammer.  Wicked dumb, but still kind of fun.                
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Barenaked Ladies - Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank
 
 
 
December 14, 2005
 
Ummm...not too much going on right now.  I did upload a new section to my Flickr account, but that's about it.   
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  The Smiths - A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours
 
 
 
December 10, 2005
 
Today we dropped off 10 photos (six 11"x15" and a set of four 6"x8") to the Willis Gray Gallery in Decatur, Alabama.  When we were getting ready to leave I was looking at the finished framed photos and briefly thought about not doing it...the pictures looked so good I wanted to not sell them and instead hang them up here in our apartment.  A minute or two later I realized I was just being a weenie and brought them down to the car.
 
Since we were out, we drove the hour from Decatur up to Florence where we checked out a few more galleries like Nolen Cole and ARTifacts to see if we could get more of my pictures out there.  They were both cool, but the former seemed to be mainly a really neat bar/blues club with mixed media art, and the latter seemed to be strictly a gallery for paintings.
 
Kari and I were just having a discussion about cds and how much it sucks to be looking forward so much to a new album by a band you love...only to find out it sucks.  I was telling her about the new Dramarama cd (their first in 12 years) and how much I was anticipating it, and it has two outstanding tracks, and the rest were "eh".  True, those amazing songs are more than worth the cost of the cd, but it's still a disappointment.  Same with the new Stellastarr* cd.  Their first cd was, from beginning to end, dead-solid strong and mind-blowing.  Their second cd was pretty good with one kick-ass, super-standout song that made the others pale in comparison.  Kari said it was the same way when she first heard John Henry by They Might Be Giants.  She had been looking forward to their new album for a while, and when it came out in 1994, she thought to herself "This fucking sucks!  I can't believe They Might Be Giants released this piece of shit."  I, on the other hand, think that John Henry is TMBG's best cd, but I know that I'm the only one in the world to think that since it's widely hated by even the most die-hard TMBG fans.  Speaking of which, it's been over a year since I've seen them in concert and I'm getting that shaky need to see them again.  I hope they come to Nashville soon.       
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Mike Doughty - Busting Up A Starbucks
       
 
 
December 8, 2005
 
For a long time now I've wanted to make business cards for our photography thing but have never got around to it.  Last weekend when we were at the gallery in Decatur the owner gave me her business card and it hit me all of a sudden - crap, I wish I had business cards.  I ended up giving her my work card with my email address written on the back which I cringed internally at because I didn't feel prepared or professional at that moment. 
 
Sunday night I designed the card and Kari brought it to a printer on Monday.  They were ready today and I'm pretty darn happy with the result.  Now, all I have to do is get the photography website working to a vaguely normal degree and we'll be all set. 
 
Right now it's all I can do to resist the urge to stay up all night staring out the window.  According to the weather reports we're supposed to get snow flurries sometime during the night.  Although, if I miss it tonight supposedly it's going to snow Tuesday and Thursday of next week.  Knowing the weather around here it'll probably be some snow tornado or something. 
 
Next weekend we're going to Nashville!  Why?  To see the most funnest, rockin'est, awesome live band ever, Jupiter Sunrise.  Check out Under A Killer Blue Sky which will become your favorite cd (don't take my word for it, read the reviews on Amazon).  We're going to make a weekend out of it and see things like the huge ice sculpture event at the Opryland Hotel.     
 
And hey, we've got our plans for New Years...we're going to Chicago!  It's only a 10-hour drive from here and we're going to stay at a wicked nice hotel for one night, and then spend the rest of the weekend with Kari's friend Karie, who lives in Chicago.  We might go and see The New Pornographers, or maybe wander around and see what else is going on, we're not sure yet.  Either way, it should be a lot of fun since I've never been to Chicago before.  Woo! 
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Dramarama - Physical Poetry
 
 
 
December 5, 2005
 
Starting to plan our New Year's festivities.  Otherwise, not much of interest at the moment - just framing photographs to bring to the gallery this weekend, and writing more ideas for the book.
 
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Stereolab - Harmonium
 
 
 
December 4, 2005
 
Yesterday we wanted to spend the day taking advantage of the local Christmas activities.  We were planning on going to the Christmas parade in downtown Huntsville, but ended up missing it due to how insanely early it took place (noon).  We also missed the tuba Christmas concert (2pm), but thankfully made it to the craft show (open until 7pm), which ended up being kinda lame (if you're not in the market for hand-painted ornaments with either "Bama" or "Auburn" on them, then there wasn't much left that would have piqued your interest).
 
After the craft fair, we started to head home (the Christmas event at the planetarium didn't start for another 4 hours), but, on a whim, decided to check out Decatur, Alabama, a city about 20 miles away.  We walked around the historic district for a while and poked around in a few shops until they closed at 5pm.  Then we found the downtown area and found an art gallery.  The sign with their hours said they closed at 2pm, but all the lights were on, and as Kari discovered, the door was unlocked, so we went in.  It was a niftily-laid out gallery with scads of great art and some photographs.  After about 10 minutes we saw the owners and ended up talking to one of them for a while.  I told her that I do photography as well and she told me to bring by some of my work, framed, and ready to hang. 
 
This is really weird because a day or two ago I was thinking that one of my unrealized goals for 2005 was getting my photography into a gallery.  Now it seems like this is going to become a reality. 
 
Today we spent a good portion of the day picking out some good pictures, and getting them printed, matted, and framed. 
 
As a special side note, one year ago today was my first date with Kari.  From that wonderful night in 2004 when I let a stranger talk me into driving an hour out to the coast at midnight so we could touch the December ocean, to a year later now finding ourselves living far away from that beach in New Hampshire, planning the rest of our lives, it's been an amazing year filled to the brim with impossible dreams fulfilled and countless more ready to be conquered.  Thank you Kari. 
        
 
What I'm listening to right now:  Muddy Waters - She Moves Me
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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